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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
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OH MY GOD
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when u miss the last step on the stairs

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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