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spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

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nectarine-nectar:

antonio berardiss 15
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tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START
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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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metallics:

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

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carriehopefletcher:

Credit
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  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
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stubbom:

Please. Siri

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joshpeckofficial:

look at this fucking idiot i want 20

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